Fart - (phaat in EmmaSpeak)

Emma farts.
When I say fart, I don't mean toddler fart.
Everytime she does, I instantly assume that it was Jay.
Yes, hers is a very adult like phaat.

I am very aware that farting is a natural thing.
Everyone farts.
I fart, you fart, we all fart.
But the multiple farts that she let out last night
while she was asleep, it was so loud that it woke me up.

Okay, I know that's not too bad.
I guess what's worse is when her farts
are followed by the body sleeping to her left.
Maaan, when that one passes gas,
I leap out of bed!