"My Bunny lies over the ocean..."

A few nights ago, Jay and I were sitting out
on the front porch, smoking.
It was one of those perfect nights too.
The sky was clear, the stars were out,
the temperature was just perfect.
Jay and I were discussing what flower to plant,
when he suddenly said, "Look! Across the street!"

Me: "what is it?"
Jay: "It's a rabbit."

I was not wearing my glasses, and it was dark,
so the only thing I can see was the rabbit's outline.

Me: "Oh, yeah I kinda see it."

Few seconds of silence.
We watched the rabbit hop along.
Then I turned around and asked Jay -

"Who owns that rabbit? How did it get out of it's cage?"

To which Jay replied (and I can tell that he is trying hard not
to laugh his ass off...),
"Uhm, no one. They do run wild around here you know."

Welcome to Kentucky!